* TS (ERNEST T’s TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RV HAS BEEN DELAYED): OOM 1/5/12
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RV HAS NOT OCCURRED TO DATE: Written by the Profundant Potentate Ernest T (better known as the brick thrower)!!!! #10 Pres O has an impacted AlGoreRhythm and due to the related pain in his posterior he’s unable to push the RV button. (It’ll take more than Hope & Change to remove that!).
#9 Rich Queen has had technical difficulties with her Magic RV Wand so she can’t wave it and make the RV happen. (And you thought it was a problem with that darned Antenna on the CBI roof).
#8 The Cat In The Hat let Thing One and Thing Two (Remember them?), loose inside the CBI and they hid the RV button from Shabibi.
#7 TNT Tony ate too many hot dogs and got sick at his stomach while standing in the “Cash Out” line at the CBI and made such a mess on the lobby floor that they had to shut the CBI down until further notice. I’m sure we’ll be on for…tomorrow.
#6 The main Mother Ship delivering the RV, Global Settlements and Prosperity Packages disappeared over Area 51. Nano Nano!! Everyone knows the RV and Global Settlements are tied together…Yeah Right.
#5 VP Joe B won’t leave Iraq so Maliki refuses to RV the IQD until Pres O makes him come home. (That’s the price we have to pay to have our RV). Come home Joe!!!
#4 American Contractor was hired to do the remodel job at Okie Oil Man Chat and moved the back wall to 2013. Doh!!!
#3 lgtennis broke her RV tennis racquet so she can’t call “Game, Set and…RV!” Got Game lg?
#2 Spot ate the RV paperwork. So for a change we’re waiting on someone besides parliament to pass a bill. (I hope Spot’s paper trained!).
And the #1 reason the RV hasn’t happened yet is……….(Drum Roll Please)…………..Ernest T was banished to the corner and had his hands tied with duct tape so he couldn’t throw the brick to ring the RV Bell!!
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